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âThese books are, quite simply, brilliant. . . . Thrilling, bloody, action-packed stories from American history.â âNew York Times
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Discover the shocking and true story of the ill-fated Donner Party expedition with the New York Times bestselling graphic novel series!
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In the spring of 1846, a group of families left Illinois and...
"These books are, quite simply, brilliant. . . . Thrilling, bloody, action-packed stories from American history." —New York Times
Ships are great for transport, but when they are made of...
Based on the award-winning blog 1000 Awesome Things, The Book of (Even More) Awesome is the sequel to Pasricha's bestselling The Book of Awesome. It is filled with more of the little wins that unexpectedly brighten your day. Finally getting that tiny piece of popcorn out of your teeth, accidentally doing something really good in sports, when a baby falls asleep on you, the moment on holiday when you forget what day of the week it is, waking up
...5) 一分鐘大笑減壓
大口呼吸，別讓自己在下一分鐘窒息！
放聲大笑，讓自己在下一秒徹底減壓！
風情萬種的女人是打火機，不解風情的女人是滅火器。
男人希望鎖住女人錢包的拉鍊，女人希望鎖住男人褲子上的拉鍊。
女人的肚子是男人搞大的，男人的肚子還是男人搞大的。前者是因為受精，後者是因為酒精。
女人的呻吟和嘮叨，都能使男人無力招架。
洗手間裡裝鏡子的目的：讓人們撒泡尿照照鏡子。
老太太把鐵杵磨成針是成語故事，小伙子把針摩成鐵杵是成人故事。
在傷口上落淚和在傷口上撒鹽，效果是一樣的。
愛第一人是出於隨性，愛第二個人是因為慣性，愛最後一個人是由於惰性。
懂得美食的人，不會吃全熟的牛排；懂得愛情的人，不會許諾天長地久。
笨人的愛情是批發出去的，僅憑「讓我一次愛個夠」的蠻力；聰明人的愛情是零售出去的，懂得「只愛一點點」的精妙。
男人的愛情是自下而上的，女人的愛情是自上而下的。
完整的愛情，既存在於兩顆心之間，也存在於兩條腿之間......
...Dear Billy,
I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities...
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill...
Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground,...
A shockingly candid and raw autobiography from legendary anchorman, jazz flutist, and host of The Ron Burgundy Podcast, Ron Burgundy.
From his humble beginnings in a desolate Iowa coal mining town, his years at Our Lady Queen of Chewbacca High School to his odds-defying climb to the dizzying heights of becoming America’s most trusted and beloved television News Anchor, Ron Burgundy pulls no punches in Let Me
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Why did the fool throw his alarm clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly! Another title in the FUNNIER BONE JOKES series, APRIL FOOL'S DAY JOKES TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE contains all the corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about the trickiest holiday of the year. Also, find an amusing how-to activity, and play an easy, fun prank on an unsuspecting friend or relative!
Luckily, now you don’t need to be a rock star, socialite, or millionaire to Consider it Done. In this charming...
From Stephen Colbert, the host of television's highest-rated punditry show The Colbert Report, comes the book to fill the other 23¿ hours of your day. I Am America (And So Can You!) contains all of the opinions that Stephen doesn't have time to shoehorn into his nightly broadcast.
Dictated directly into a microcassette recorder over a three-day...
"Flips the classic born-in-a-shack rise to political office tale on its head. I skipped meals to read this book - also unusual - because every page was funny. It made me deliriously happy." — Louise Erdrich, The...
Dive into a masterpiece of American satirical writing. The Devil's Dictionary, compiled by famed American journalist and fiction writer Ambrose Bierce, offers readers a compendium of words and phrases with dictionary-style definitions that are blisteringly hilarious and packed with spot-on cynicism and dark humor. The format makes this book a great text for dipping into any time you need a quick laugh.
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