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“These books are, quite simply, brilliant. . . . Thrilling, bloody, action-packed stories from American history.” —New York Times
 
Meet Underground Railroad abductor Harriet Tubman in this installment of the New York Times bestselling graphic novel series!
 
Araminta Ross was an enslaved woman born in Delaware. After years of backbreaking...

From Senator Al Franken - #1 bestselling author and beloved SNL alum — comes the story of an award-winning comedian who decided to run for office and then discovered why award-winning comedians tend not to do that.
"Flips the classic born-in-a-shack rise to political office tale on its head. I skipped meals to read this book - also unusual - because every page was funny. It made me deliriously happy." — Louise Erdrich, The...

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal.
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill...

Based on the award-winning blog 1000 Awesome Things, The Book of (Even More) Awesome is the sequel to Pasricha's bestselling The Book of Awesome. It is filled with more of the little wins that unexpectedly brighten your day. Finally getting that tiny piece of popcorn out of your teeth, accidentally doing something really good in sports, when a baby falls asleep on you, the moment on holiday when you forget what day of the week it is, waking up

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大口呼吸，別讓自己在下一分鐘窒息！

放聲大笑，讓自己在下一秒徹底減壓！

風情萬種的女人是打火機，不解風情的女人是滅火器。

男人希望鎖住女人錢包的拉鍊，女人希望鎖住男人褲子上的拉鍊。

女人的肚子是男人搞大的，男人的肚子還是男人搞大的。前者是因為受精，後者是因為酒精。

女人的呻吟和嘮叨，都能使男人無力招架。

洗手間裡裝鏡子的目的：讓人們撒泡尿照照鏡子。

老太太把鐵杵磨成針是成語故事，小伙子把針摩成鐵杵是成人故事。

在傷口上落淚和在傷口上撒鹽，效果是一樣的。

愛第一人是出於隨性，愛第二個人是因為慣性，愛最後一個人是由於惰性。

懂得美食的人，不會吃全熟的牛排；懂得愛情的人，不會許諾天長地久。

笨人的愛情是批發出去的，僅憑「讓我一次愛個夠」的蠻力；聰明人的愛情是零售出去的，懂得「只愛一點點」的精妙。

男人的愛情是自下而上的，女人的愛情是自上而下的。

完整的愛情，既存在於兩顆心之間，也存在於兩條腿之間......

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What happens when we can't joke about some of the most important stuff in life?

In a 2019 study, 40% of people reported censoring themselves out of fear that voicing their views would alienate them from the people they care about most. Those people should probably not read this book in public.

In You Can't Joke About That, Kat Timpf shows why much of the way we talk about sensitive subjects is wrong. We've created all

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"From the creator of The Good Place and the co-creator of Parks and Recreation, a hilarious, thought-provoking guide to living an ethical life, drawing on 2,500 years of deep thinking from around the world"--

"In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who's best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children--everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers' communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four year olds ("there is no difference...

Service workers share their funniest and most cringeworthy stories of difficult, demanding, and just plain mind-boggling encounters with the public . . .
"Ma'am, the rules clearly state that you cannot have any liquids over 3.4 ounces in your carry-on. If you'd like to, you could—"
"But that's not a liquid!"
"Excuse me, ma'am?"
"It's not a liquid! It's water!"
Retailers, restaurants, and...

Photos of men like you've never seen them before: listening (instead of mansplaining), appreciating your crafts, loving your womanly curves, and more!
Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really want—beautiful PG photos of hunky men cooking, hanging on your every word, asking for directions, accompanied...